I notice that there has been a sharp decline in "page views" since I took a few days off over the break. I'm back, everyone! Yoo-hoo! I'm back!
(There. I'm trying to break the previous record for page views in a month. I probably won't get there this month, but maybe in March? Come on, 800 page views! Hell, why stop there? Why not 900, or 1,000?)